She is looking at a spread with the heading, "24 Must Haves" and she just said, "Ooh, I like these invitations!"
I glanced over and looked at the magazine's "Must Have" invitations and said, "Yeah, they look nice."
Then she said, "Oh, my God, it's $1,700 for 100 of these invitations!"
I know you can do the math in your head, but just for emphasis, that is $17 per invitation.
SEVENTEEN U.S. DOLLARS PER INVITATION!
I am a strong believer in freedom of speech, however, I also strongly believe that wedding magazines should not be protected by the First Amendment. The government should be allowed to censor wedding magazines.
Wedding magazines should fall under the same category of speech as libel, inciting a riot, and child porn.
Wedding magazines are poison.
They're poison.
They're pure poison.
I grabbed the magazine and said, "Let me see that."
I looked at the cover and it said, "Eco Friendly Magazine."
And then underneath that, it said, "This magazine was made from 100% pure recycled bull's shit."
1 comment:
How is it eco friendly to waste 17 F'n dollars on one wedding invitation? You could make your own out of old cereal boxes or whatever you have lying around, and use the money you save to install energy efficient appliances, solar panels, etc.
The wedding industry should die. (No offense Cindy!)
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