What’s Webster’s definition of “best friends”?
The two white guys on an NBA team.
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- “I work for Ticketmaster corporate.”
- “I’m in HR/Benefits at Walmart”
- “I work with e-mail mass marketing”
- “I invented the hand-dryer”
Is there any man out there who doesn't think he got a good deal on the engagement ring he just bought?
Are there people out there who go to the dentist and are told that their flossing is just fine?
When Barak Obama campaigns in the south, does he tell people that he’s white?Do the French look down on Americans because their only impression of Americans is “American Cheese”?
How long until official NFL and NBA statisticians keep track of “arrests”?
Why is there illegibly small fine print in television commercials?
Why are there different winners at the "World Cup of Beer" every year?
In the entire future of the United States
When you’re buying clothes in a retail store, and you get the register and they ask you “did anyone help you with that?” Why would anyone ever say no?
Thats all I've got right now. I'm going to a Rod Stewart concert tonight. I really am.
7 comments:
The hand dryer is bad, but the one where the light cloth is looped down from the machine and you pull down to get "fresh" cloth is the absolute worst. At least the hand dryer doesn't get your hands dirtier.
mpc
If you second-guess your decision to stay at a hotel owned by Native Americans, is it a reservation reservation reservation?
-bkc
a reservation reservation reservation! nice
and I agree that the light cloth (like the one at Nicks) is worse than a hand dryer.
i really like the HURRICANE FORCE hand dryer- it actually works quicker than paper. there is one at a bar i go to in indy. i'll show you.
and i've said that no one helped me before if there was terrible service.
why on earth do we still have pennies? nickels? i read an article not too long ago about a movement to make all pennies worth 5 cents a piece. that's a dangerous plan when there are people like us out there.
keep writing. tell parky hi.
i want to hear about rod stewart! (i hope that wasnt a tease.)
-julia
Do you know anyone who was ever surveyed for Family Feud?
-CP
(Hi Matt!)
how about ever been asked who they were voting for? or if they approved of the president?
vmh
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