If I was a starting NFL linebacker, I would do two things:
First, during pre-game introductions, I'd want to be brought out on a leash.
Second, when I'm on the sidelines during the game, I’d want the coaching staff to keep me in a cage.
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How about, instead of a leash, they have four guys with those poles attached to a collar around your neck? You know, like they do when they're handling rabid wild animals? And then, when you are in your cage and the offense is on the field, the coach can come over every now and then and start whispering to your handlers and shooting scared glances at you. This will cause you to go crazy and throw yourself at the cage wall, shaking it and biting it, and he'll just shake his head, throw up his hands, and exclaim loudly to the handlers "Well, if anything happens, it's going to be on you! I'm through with this whole experiment!" Then he slowly backs away.
yeah, hell yeah! stuff like that. I really like the poles instead of the leashes. Its gonna effect someone on the other team, and its going to get fans going
2 comments:
How about, instead of a leash, they have four guys with those poles attached to a collar around your neck? You know, like they do when they're handling rabid wild animals? And then, when you are in your cage and the offense is on the field, the coach can come over every now and then and start whispering to your handlers and shooting scared glances at you. This will cause you to go crazy and throw yourself at the cage wall, shaking it and biting it, and he'll just shake his head, throw up his hands, and exclaim loudly to the handlers "Well, if anything happens, it's going to be on you! I'm through with this whole experiment!" Then he slowly backs away.
yeah, hell yeah! stuff like that. I really like the poles instead of the leashes. Its gonna effect someone on the other team, and its going to get fans going
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