Gym

I was doing some bicep curls today at the gym when this guy came over and told me that my form needed improvement. So I said to him:

Me – Man, I’m the strongest guy in this gym. Show me one asshole in here who's stronger than me.

Him – You’re crazy, I bet you that guy over there is stronger than you. (he points out a guy who’s twice my size, and has so much ink on his arms that you’d think he was serving his 40^th year of a life sentence)

Me – (to the big tattooed man, interrupting him in the middle of a set) Hey man come here for a second!

Big Guy – What the fuck do you want?

Me – I just wanted to let you know that this guy right here thinks you’re an asshole.