Ok, this happened a couple of years ago, but I randomly came upon it for the first time just now and it's funny for a bunch of reasons -- however, to make a long post short, here's the gist: someone planted a hidden camera in an elementary school principal's office and caught him having sex with a teacher (multiple times.) Then that person put the sex scenes on a DVD and mailed it to all of the schoolchildren's parents five days before school board elections.
(The political strategy should have backfired because I don't think anyone would want to vote for a candidate who bugs a principal's office and then mass mails his sex tape.)
Anyway, the best part is when you click on the video that accompanies the article.
It starts with a blurred out clip from the sex tape and a reporter immediately referring to it as "shocking and disturbing."
I understand that news organizations have to make stories seem controversial in order to get viewers, but "shocking and disturbing"?
It was just two people having sex. Surprising; yes. Daring; yes. An inefficient use of time; yes. Perhaps not the best display of professional judgment (if they were making a lot of noise); yes. Shocking and disturbing; no.
Anyway, for that first shot, the blurring works. Then they cut to an enraged mom (who is probably doing it up for the camera) for a sound bite, and then cut back to a blurred out version of the sex tape. But the second time, the blurring doesn't quite do the job.
Although you can't actually see what's going on, you can clearly see the blurred colors vibrating to the sexual rhythm. To the rhythm of the man's pumping. (and he's pumping pretty fast)
Then they cut back to the angry woman, and then back to the blurred sex tape, and this third time you can really see the rhythm of the pumping (look at the center of the blur.) Again, you can't see anything, but you can see the color vibrating to the rhythm and speed of the gyration.
And you can tell this guy is a pro because there's not much of wasted movement or flailing around, he was very efficient. (a very high "friction / bodily movement" ratio)
Just good old fashioned hard deliberate fucking. Purposeful fucking.
(I did a bit more research and found out that the hidden camera also caught the principal messing around with another teacher's aide)
And then, just to add fuel to the fire, the reporter tries to get a quote from someone at the Cook County Sheriff's department about possible CRIMINAL charges against the couple!!
COME ON!! It's just a motherfucker fucking in his office!! Where is the victim?
Would you file criminal charges if the principal was sitting in his office doing a crossword puzzle? Or if the two of them were sitting in his office discussing their weekend plans?
Because the harm is the same.
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