I have to take a drug test tomorrow, my first ever.
I've heard that I'll be given a cup to take to the bathroom, and I simply have to return the cup full of pee to the nurse shortly thereafter.
Wouldn't it be funny if instead of returning the cup full of pee, I returned it full of cum?
"here you go"
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or you returned it with a steaming, corn-enhanced turd! that would be automatic failure - they would be like "this guy is clearly on drugs right now."
Bonus points if you were able to return it with human breast milk.
DP
I have a suggestion...
DON'T DO ILLEGAL DRUGS!!
Why is that so hard for you people to understand? If you stop doing illegal drugs, then you don't have to worry about drug tests!
Stop breaking the law, and you won't have this issue! It's against THE LAW!
Have some respect for the American people who vote for the legislature who comes up with the laws. Quit disrespecting us all with your dirty urine.
Finally, someone else has said it.
Cyrus, I'm sick-and-tired of how you constantly disrespected Spencer and I for an entire year with your dirty urine. You need to change your ways now, son. I tell you what: I won't put up with any dirty, disrespectful urine this weekend--not a single goddam drop!
In fact, I think it would be altogether preferable if you'd refrain from all urination while you're here.
DP
I don't know who DP is, but since he's mocking me, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any respect for the law whatsoever.
Going around doing illegal drugs and masquerading in the workforce as a law-abiding citizen is just wrong, and it's damaging to yourself and the rest of us. This self-entitlement that Americans have these days, with the "I'm gonna do what I want, whenever I want, no matter what, so long as it feels good" attitude is what is going to end up bringing down American society and letting the Japs or the Muslims take over. Mark my words.
There was a society that thought that they could do whatever they wanted whenever they wanted, too, and you know what they were called....The Nazis!
Godwin's Law.
Well done.
DP
PS-We all know k-ro is really A.Muse.
A. Musz doesn't have enough time to bullshit around on blogs coming up with comments that are either A) marginally funny, or
B) horrifyingly ridiculous.
A. Musz
Cyrus - this is kind of off topic, but one time I went in for a normal physical examination and the nurse said that they would be needing a urine, stool, blood, and seaman sample from me... so... I handed the nurse my underwear...
Illinan
I can't stop laughing, I need to know who k-ro is right now.
-barry
King James is taking SA down in five!
DP
K-Ro is Brian Hansen
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