I don’t mean to insult anyone, but in case you don't know the precise meaning of a "yellow" threat level: it means that we currently face a “significant risk of terrorist attacks.”
Here is a copy of the entire scale (just in case)
In addition, it is with great pride and patriotism that I announce a new feature on my blog! If you scroll down to the bottom of the page, you will see that I have added a real time terror alert tracker to the website. Now, instead of making that extra internet surfing stop on www.dhs.gov every morning to check the day's terror alert level, you can simply check it when you read my blog in the morning. But please, check it before you read the post.
6 comments:
Ha ha ha.
That was a really funny joke...
...in 2004.
Get over it, pinko!
you don't have to tell me that I'm funny, trust me, I already know
well, I'm 49.4444% sure at least
We'll see how funny you think you are when you're picking human feces out of your fresh shrapnel wounds.
That's right, human feces!
The terrorists have begun putting human feces in their bombs to increase infection!
So, perhaps today's alert is yellow with a hint of brown.
Think about that before you take your pretty girlfriend out to dinner tonight.
Pinko, commie.
Please tell me "K-ro" is Kevin Robling.
I don't think it's Robling. Robling was actually kind of funny.
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