I'd like to start an organization called Central Asian Looking Motherfuckers in Favor of Racial Profiling.
Waiting in airport security lines wastes human productivity unlike anything else. How many hijackers has TSA caught? How many bottles of lotion or water have they confiscated?
I understand the economic arguments. TSA employs a lot of people, and throwing away someone's shampoo forces them to buy a new bottle, but that doesn't make it right. Can't we find a better way to stimulate the economy?
So I, being a Central Asian looking motherfucker, volunteer to be racially profiled and thoroughly searched for weapons at the airport if it means we can let everyone else go. And it's not like I'm making a sacrifice and increasing my wait time to save everyone else. My wait will be shortened because despite being searched, I won't have to stand in the line. Plus it will show that Central Asian Looking Motherfuckers are willing to step up and do this country a favor.
And I suppose there are African terrorists now, so maybe black people should make the same sacrifice.
Search all weird looking motherfuckers. Just let the whites, hispanics, and asians go.
Although I suppose there have been white and asian mass shooters. So maybe we should check them too.
Let the hispanic people go. They're good hardworking people.
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