We overheard this conversation between a husband and his wife at dinner Saturday night:
Husband -- Honey, I've got good news and bad news.
Wife -- Ok
Husband -- I'll give you the good news first
Wife -- ...
Husband -- Good news is I'm finally going to write a book
Wife -- Oh, that's great! I'm so excited for you!
Husband -- Bad news is it's going to be the definitive guide to whoring around the world.
Wife -- Oh,,,
Husband -- And I'm talking almanac level of detail, every major city on the planet, and a lot of smaller destination type cities. It could take years.
Wife -- ...
Husband -- And even after it's finished I'll have to keep updating it because a lot of these women have a short shelf-life --- if you know what I mean.
Wife -- I don't know what to...
(the waiter walks over)
Waiter -- Can I start you two off with something to drink?
Wife -- (thinks about it for a second) I'll have a dirty martini, with Kettle One.
Waiter -- And for you sir?
Husband -- Water's fine.
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