More on Bin Laden

So they found Bin Laden's porn stash. (NSFW)

Ok, they didn't really find that particular site, but here's a real story about Bin Laden's porn stash from the Tribune. Unfortunately, U.S. officials didn't release any details about Bin Laden's tastes other than to say that his collection was modern and extensive.

I disagree with our government's on this decision on this. If they don't want to show us a picture of his carcass, fine. I don't need to see that. But at least have the common courtesy to give us the details about his porn collection. There's no disrespect in that.

You can tell a lot about a man by his porn.

And you can tell a lot about a society by its porn.

In case you didn't click on the site to which I linked above, it is called "Old Farts and Young Tarts."

And if you scroll down to the bottom of their homepage, you can see listings of its partner sites along with their descriptions and a picture from each. Here are a few (I am NOT making these up:)

Rimbledon - "The rectum is a male's most sensitive area. Combine this with the softness of a tongue and the smoothness of saliva and you can see why it's so much fun." (The picture accompanying this description is of two pant-less men sitting spread-eagle on a coffee table while a woman in lingere licks the first guy's asshole.) (I specify that they're "pantless" because they're both still wearing their shirts and sneakers)

In case you're not into watching half dressed men getting their assholes licked, maybe you'll like,

Creamed on Glasses - "When a secretary is looking for a job at our company, she has to pass a special job interview. These girls aren't dumb and know very well what the men talk about..." (The picture accompanying this description is of a girl with a dick on her tongue and a dick on each eye (the dicks on the eyes slide in underneath her glasses.))

But if you're not turned on by watching girls in glasses getting gangbanged, maybe you'll like,

Sleep Surprise - "Just look at her sleeping so quietly and serene, now I can take a closer look... She has such delicious titties and a horny pussy, you don't think she'll notice if I slip my hard cock inside her, will she?" (The picture accompanying this description is of a topless girl lying on her back---apparently sleeping---while a pantless, hairy legged man puts his erection on her closed mouth.)

Not into the rape-wakeup call? Well, then maybe you'll like,

Peeing Games - "Is there a more horny way to polish your fuck off then by having a pee... preferably over each other? In peeinggames you see it happening! Hot girls sucking, fucking and pissing, all in close up!" (The picture accompanying this description is of a woman in a bikini sitting on a park bench looking up at a fully dressed man who is pulling his dick out through the zipper of his jeans and holding it with a rubber glove while peeing on her face.)

Not turned on by watching men excrete on women? Maybe you'll like,

Holey Fuck - "Girls on the road always have to take bathroom breaks... Sounds familiar right? Let's just slide the boner through a hole in the wall of the women's toilet and see how the girl inside reacts..." (The picture accompanying this description is of a pantless woman on a toilet looking surprised to see an erection poking into the bathroom through a hole in the wall next to the toilet paper dispenser.)

I was curious to see how they would react, so I clicked on the link to check it out.

When I got on the site, I saw that it had thumbnail previews to several scenes, and it didn't take long to figure out that the scenes all followed a similar formula:

Picture 1 --- A conservatively dressed woman walks into a gas station bathroom.

Picture 2 --- She sits on the toilet and minds her own business.

Picture 3 --- She is surprised to see an erection stick out through a hole in the wall.

Picture 4 --- She is either rubbing or sucking on the erection as it sticks out through the hole in the wall.

Picture 5 --- She is actually having sex with the erection that sticks out through the hole in the wall.

(Optional) Picture 6 --- There are actually two holes in the wall, and the woman services erections coming out of each. (P.Inc.)


So I guess my question is:  Does this stuff work? Are these sites viewed for masturbatory purposes? Or just laughs?