Completely Random Pictures

I saw this sign at the airport last week: 

I think I'd feel a lot safer if guns were allowed on planes. Who's going to want to hijack a plane full of armed passengers?

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Cindy got her hair done for our traditional Zoroastrian wedding this past weekend 

I was amazed by the number of pins I took out of her hair at the end of the night. (the rice was in her hair too, but that was from the priest throwing them into her hair)

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I see skid-marked toilets all the time, but look at the position of the shit on this one I saw today. 

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"I thought we were betting on horses today."

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another memorably stained toilet. 

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at a local Cuban restaurant

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When we created a wedding gift registry at Bed Bath and Beyond, they immediately gave us this:

And to think, all this time I've been eating dinner with one plate and one utensil

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Whenever I thought Cindy was registering for too much stuff, she always reminded me that at least she wasn't the type of girl who registers for decorative pillows.

(no offense to girls who register for decorative pillows)

(but offense is fully intended to guys who register for decorative pillows)

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Juice had the copper pipes stolen from his air conditioner for the second time this year 

This is especially annoying because the thief will only get $75 for the pipes, but it will cost over $500 to repair the air conditioner.

I gave Juice the following advice after the first theft, and I'll say it again now: He should put a note on the air conditioner that says this:

Dear Thief,

Instead of stealing my copper pipes, please bring this note to my front door and I will give you $100 cash.

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I know this was done to honor the Chicago Blackhawks, but still, it looks kind of alarming at first glance.

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Ok, this is ridiculous, I've got over 2,000 pictures on my phone.