How to Annoy Your Fiancée While Writing Wedding Present Thank You Cards
by Cyrus
Chapter I
Suggest writing, "Milo and Lindsey, thank you so much for the food processor and the electric kettle, we can't wait to exchange them for store credit!"
Chapter II
Suggest writing, "We're sorry to hear that you won't be able to make it to our wedding. Hopefully you will be able to come to one of our second weddings."
The End
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How To Get Your Fiancée Laughing Again After You Just Annoyed Her By Doing The Things You Read About In "How to Annoy Your Fiancée While Writing Wedding Present Thank You Cards"
by Cyrus
Chapter I
In a "Thank You" card, refer to a friend's baby as "the baby" when you don't know the baby's name. And then when your fiancée asks if you wrote "the baby" because you don't know the baby's name, respond, "Yeah. Why else would I have written that?"
To be continued…
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