I took this picture of the guy sitting next to me while taking a dump at the office.
I've thought seriously about approaching the law firm's management and asking if they'd like to use it in their marketing materials.
"Committed to Client Service."
or
"Don't assume he's taking a dump, he could just as easily be masturbating."
5 comments:
Was he startled by the flash on your phone?
I guess he's billing.
There's no flash on the iphone
Cyrus
Cyrus, you're underappreciated in your time.
How about this: "Sitzer, Pfurz & Pinchwell : On Your Case : Every Minute, No Matter Where, No Matter How (TM)."
That is just fantastic, Cyrus! Really funny.
I would love to see how he described his time for this one: "Conducted client-oriented research regarding the Parol Evidence Rule while engaging in defecatory activities pursuant to the Master Case Management Order of September 8, 2008 (MCMO), Section 5(a)(1). Applied flags on client-matter-relevant passages prior to necessary Shit Wiping under all applicable statutes, et seq. Be it known that this attorney's eyes remained fixed upon client-related matters at all aforementioned times."
As a client, I'd pay for that. Wouldn't you?
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