Cyrus, this was pure genius...from start to finish. I loved the parts about not using the handi-toilet. I, for one, am a handi-toilet fan. I like the height. Is it wrong that as I reading the part about the car, I actually hoped it ended in you either shitting on the side of the road or blasting pudding all over your car seat?
Juice, is obviously a rookie shitter if he is asking why someone would empty their pockets before taking a shit. Or he should try it, I guarantee if I am taking a shit you will find the contents of my pockets on the counter...
This was great, I am so glad that I read this. I had a similar experience in a strip club in Denver, and on the drive back to Bloomington. I feel like we've got a bond that can't be broken now.
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I really felt for you in that car, man. Been there.
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a true shitsman
Pure genius! Why did u waste time emptying your pockets?
-juice
Wait...you don't piss in your bathtub? You're missing the boat on that one Cyrus.
"It's too late"
Cyrus, this was pure genius...from start to finish. I loved the parts about not using the handi-toilet. I, for one, am a handi-toilet fan. I like the height. Is it wrong that as I reading the part about the car, I actually hoped it ended in you either shitting on the side of the road or blasting pudding all over your car seat?
If you don't marry this woman soon, I will end you.
Juice, is obviously a rookie shitter if he is asking why someone would empty their pockets before taking a shit. Or he should try it, I guarantee if I am taking a shit you will find the contents of my pockets on the counter...
This was great, I am so glad that I read this. I had a similar experience in a strip club in Denver, and on the drive back to Bloomington. I feel like we've got a bond that can't be broken now.
Barry
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