Apparently someone is trying to stir up controversy over some recent pictures of Matt Leinart. Here are the two pictures at the center of the controversy.
The MSN story begins:
Matt Leinart is used to the spotlight. But this is probably something he wishes wasn't so public. (Wouldn't most single guys want these pics to be public?)
The Cardinals' quarterback is in a bit of hot water this week after pictures surfaced on the Internet of the former USC star partying at his Phoenix-area home. (Pun incidental?)
One of the pictures shows Leinart in what appears to be a hot tub with four young women. (What appears to be?)
Another shows him holding a beer bong, with a girl crouching at the other end. (Why not write, "another shows him holding what appears to be a beer bong, with what appears to be a girl crouching on the other end.)
Arizona coach Ken Whisenhunt said Tuesday that he was "disappointed" in the quarterback, according to a report on the Web site of the East Valley Tribune. (But he left out the rest of the quote, Whisenhunt said he was disappointed, but then he went on to say, "A young, high profile, good looking guy like Leinart, with all of that money, in this city, I guess I just assumed he was banging hotter chicks.")
Here, maybe this'll make Leinart seem more normal.
But real men take a beer bong with class.... pinky finger extended.
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God I miss school.
Funny beer bong related story.
My wife's parents were visiting over the holidays. I was adding water to the Christmas tree holder, which involved me shimmying on my stomach under the tree with a measuring cup full of water, and pouring it into the holder. I would have to do this about four times to fill up the holder. It is a huge pain in the ass. As I was on the floor, trying to get out from under the tree, I said out loud, "There has to be an easier way to do this." My mother in law said, and I kid you not, "What you need is a big funnel with a rubber hose stuck to it. Then you could pour the water into the funnel, and put the tube in the holder." She then went on to say, "You could get the funnel and and tubing at the hardware store." I thought to myself, you know what, I just happen to have one of those hanging in the basement. I started dying laughing, and headed towards the basement to fetch "W" (the bong in the pictures on your post). My wife stopped me and said, "I think my mom will die if you go get the bong. Just crawl on your stomach, please." After her parents left, I used the beer bong to water the Christmas tree for the rest of the holiday season.
Ok, not that funny, but seeing pictures of W in his former glory made me realize what a shame it is that the most use he has gotten in the last couple years is watering the Christmas tree.
It's funny to picture you watering a Christmas tree with a beer bong.
maybe one night you and Christie should break it out one night, just the two of you, light some candles..
forgot to sign that comment, it was me,
Cyrus
I was hoping I'd scroll down and see you in a hot tub with 4 chicks too!
-Juice
No, that was funny, Millis.
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